|Happy Birthday Jim
||[Dec. 17th, 2004|11:19 pm]
|[||i need some lovin' 'cause i feel
|[||dancin' on my bed and singin'
|||||Simple Plan - Me Against The World||]|
I learned something at skool today. . . I know, what a surprise right?? Well actually, it's something my buddy Ashley told me. Ok, in polish, bitch means come here. So someone could be all like, "Come here you mother fuckin' bitch!!!!" and that would end up bein', "Come here mother fuckin' come here!!!!" I know that makes no sense, but I mean, what do you want outta me? I drank after skool for christ's sake. Well, not much but still. You could like put a swear in thurr and be like, "Come here you mother fuckin' asswiper come here!!!! I'll get you, you gayass son of a mother fuckin' bitch!!!!" That works for me. Well, if you put bitch at the end of a sentence, then it sounds like you should have a swear in front of it. I dunno, I'm just gonna stop right thurr. Anyways, HAPPY 19TH BIRTHDAY JIM!!!!!!!!!!! He brought his friends, Phil, Rich, and Neil over and we had cake and bubbly. Well, they did, I had my beer. Neil went through some shit in my phone, nosey bastard, but he's still my friend. I LOVE YOU NEIL!!!!!! Yeah so, Neil asked later on who Mitch was and I told them his last name and we all cracked up. Phil and Jim gave him a kickass nickname, the weather man, 'cause his last name is Blizzard. If I married him my name would be Brittney Blizzard, how awesome is that?!?! But I'm already engaged to my John, so yeah. ITALIANS RULE!!!!!! And they rock the bedroom. But anyways, I'm gonna dye my hair over break. It's gonna be a deep red with 2 different shades of blonde in it. Man, when I come back to skool, I'm gonna look soooo damn fuckin' fine. I'll get like raped when I come back, but it's not rape if ya want it so it'll be all good then. I'm lookin' up some italian words, and here's what I'm gonna leave ya with. . . son sexy ed io ho un corpo fine. Hell yeah biznitches!!!!!! And. . . NO MORE SKOOL FOR 2 FUCKIN' WEEKS!!!!!! FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!